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        Port Stanley Festival Theatre
        302 Bridge Street
        Port Stanley, Ontario  N5L 1C3

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      A comedy caper that goes off the rails!

      Linda and her buddies attempt to steal a precious statue from her ex, who is now a tech billionaire after his invention of "smarty pants" undies that control everything with a swing of the hips!
      It's time for an underwear upgrade!

      The oh-so-not-so romantic comedy featuring wearable technology!

  • Smarty Pants

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